Watching Fox News makes people less informed than watching no news. It is literally misinformation.

A guy walks down the street in a full Nazi uniform, arm out straight, yelling “Heil Hitler!”

I don’t care about feet or snacks or talking or w/e as long as personal space is respected, but don’t cop a shitty attitude with the staff. Nothing makes you look like a selfish asshole faster than treating poorly someone who is serving you.

Think about how optical illusions work, and what the consequences are of our perception of the length of a line or the color of a square being so wrong. Our brains are really good at using context to take shortcuts in building our perception of the world, but those shortcuts mean that the information we receive isn’t…

I want to see this happen! Road Warrior Smart Car can go right up there with Stanced Prius in the list of silly, but awesome, but silly, things people do with cars.

I bet you get all butt-hurt every time somebody says white people are racist

I don’t bring anything on a plane that doesn’t fit in my pocket. The whole travel experience is improved dramatically.

I’d just gotten a tuned 2000 Audi s4, and was still in the drive-it-like-you-stole-it phase; 300 hp and AWD have a way of making you feel like a goddamn superhero.

I think Deadspin should have a “worst commenter” award. Second and third might be contentious but you’d be a lock for first.

What blows me away is when you see someone waving a Nazi flag while goose-stepping and doing the heil-Hitler salute and you say “wow look at the Nazi,” conservatives pile in like “WHY ARE YOU CALLING US ALL NAZIS??” We didn’t put you there, homie. “NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE NAZIS!” Yeah, no shit - not all white people…

“Must we be offended by everything”

🔥🔥🔥

That’s Spanish for “The Ocho”

“Here’s me, perfectly safe and warm with nothing to lose, smugly choosing the uninformed middle of every argument”

Abloobloo, people on the internet make me feel bad about my shitty opinions :(

“Look, Melania! I’m reliefing! Look at all the reliefing I’m doing! I’m tired. Did you bring my blanket?”

AND it must be at least a month since the last mass shooting or you’re just using the victims for political gain. Looking at the calendar, there’s a day free on the Tuesday after never.

So just a dented fender, then? Sure looked worse in the video. 😂

Basic income. Basic income! BASIC INCOME.

Where are the Patriotic Defenders of Constitutional Free Speech? The “I may hate your opinion but I’d die for your right to share it” folks? The “unpopular opinions are the most important opinions to defend” folks? The “both sides should be heard” folks? Turns out that was all bullshit, and they’re actually just white…