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“As jobs go away, they’re replaced with other jobs” is an observation, not a theory, and it’s based on a very small sample size. The get a job > get a paycheck > pay for stuff system hasn’t been around all that long, what makes you think it will be permanent?

IM ANGRY ON THE INTERNET

I’m sorry for your loss - the Sonics were a classic franchise.

Looking dumb in public is something I dread, and I’m neither a)particularly sensitive to what other people think of me nor b)famous. I get what you’re saying, and in principle I agree; but I also think it’s a whole lot easier to talk about it on the internet than it is to actually do it, under the lights and on TV.

Masculinity is a hell of a drug.

I’m just signal boosting what you said above, but Timmy would probably be worth a couple of wins to just about any team without even leaving the bench.

The goalposts aren’t moving, they’re actually rockets being shot into the sun.

Can you spin the tires? Have a large person and a small person do 0-60 runs. Will it drift? Is the engine bay big enough for an LS swap? Can you jump over it? How much does a passenger impact your gas mileage? Will it baby? Only some of these questions are serious.

Just level with him - stop talking around the issue.

Aiming for culturally relevant food to say “I see you, I’ve made an effort to learn about you because I want you to feel welcome” might have worked out, but serving tacos to the Mexican kids and cornbread to the black kids is not that. It’s reductive and dismissive. Instead of saying “I see you” it says “I’m incapable…

“YOU APPLE CORE” 🔥🔥🔥

“Sing like no one is listening. Dance like no one is watching, and run through a motherfucker’s face” - Dr. Marshawn Lynch, Esq.

When you understand that your control of the pigeon is an illusion, you are free from self-doubt. When you understand that the bus is an illusion, you are free from the self.

Hey! I like the Tangy flavor of classic Wu.

with his dick pulled through the fly of his pajama bottoms.

Sanctimonious bullshit. You’re using the story of a kid’s death to pat yourself on the back. Way to make it all about your feelings, dickhead.

Wait, so Trump kicked out the Mexican rapists to protect the jobs of American rapists?

That number 14 car is a beauty.

As others have said, go for a credit union. I live in the PNW as well, and my credit union is part of an alliance that lets me bank at just about any credit union in my area, which adds ease of access to the (long) list of reasons to leave banks behind.