And when he leaves Indiana, the Pacers will turn into a yellow submarine.

If there was one video game mechanic that you could have in real life, what would it be?

tl;dr - it’s fun to play well, and you need good teammates to do that.

Mustangs should come with padestrian-side airbags.

Maybe I’m a savage, but do people really get emotionally involved in this? Or is it like toilet paper roll orientation where they performatively care?

I don’t decide who I’d like to fuck based solely on appearance, am I weird?

I read the first couple of books before I was capable of critical thinking, so I was like OH SO GOOD and then I got a bit older and I was like WTF! YOU’RE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS! Sulking, pouty, emotionally-stunted babies who would rather lie about what you had for breakfast than have a meaningful conversation with…

Refreshingly clean and zesty, this take has hints of pine, rubber, and nylon netting under a confident but not overbearing body. It pairs well with a mild idgaf. 86/100

I think I’d go with a more General Sir, no need to be too specific.

It’s awfully reductive to pin the entire value of the NBA as entertainment on the likelihood of one team winning the finals. There were tons of interesting storylines and unlikely outcomes this year. Russ nailing himself to the cross with triple-doubles, James Harden turning into Steve Nash crossed with AI, Mudflaps…

I’m pretty sure that’s not supposed to be Trump though - I mean, look how short his tie is!

I meant he thinks that now.

I guess I called it a hot take because expressing certainty about the outcome of an impossible contest is pretty dumb. Dumb and confident = hot taek?

Hot take: send the warriors as they are back in time and they crush any team you put them against. They’re faster, stronger, more resilient and higher-intensity than their historical opponents. They would look like Roman gods. Remember how tired Bron and the cavs looked at the end of game 3? Send them back to the 60s…

I bet Barkley thinks he could take any warrior except Durant 1v1

Red?

LeBron is Tom Hanks at the end of Saving Private Ryan, trying to kill a tank with his pistol.

“Hello, I’d like to order a dozen stars for this post on... what? Really, just one? Well, I guess it will have to do. “

Nice job modeling a measured response! I like the part where you explain how America works.

Being mad about things other people like seems like lots of work for no reward, but you do you I guess