You're a sharp one, eh?

You got TWO legitimate answers! Maybe you asked the wrong question.

Hi Christiano. Did you point at your hand after typing that?

•Building over-endowed bronze statues of himself

That burn was cooler than cool +1

They're paying Smelly $10m a year, too. Smdh. I hope this doesn't mean the end of Point Giannis, who was clearly the best Giannis.

FIRE

That ain’t workin’, that's the way you do it

+1 terrorist fist jab

This is OUTSTANDING kinja. The random CAPITALIZATIONS, the “reporters,” the EXTREME POSITIONS. Calling a bigot a bigot is an almost OBSCENE BLATANT ATTACK, but a racist old white dude asking God to rig the election is TOTALLY FINE.

*Smiles at nobody, tries to remember how to tell if the camera is on*

Some salty-ass Kinja, +1

I find it frustrating to see the hate these guys get. It’s not their fault they’re the best we’ve got.

Ashlyn is going to be pissed when she finds out. Finally someone can honestly say “sir, I was nowhere near the guy!”

“You spend your days on here praying for likes. There’s a big world outside. Try it kiddo.”

This is piss-poor Kinja. Too obvious, too lukewarm, no spelling or punctuation errors. This isn't fucking Reddit, step up your damn game!

“Our nation deserves better than Fox.” FTFY

I just don’t understand the guy trying to catch that ball. If you’re up in the poor seats, hell yeah try to catch the ball. But the baseball man is RIGHT THERE, and he has A JOB TO DO, and he doesn’t come to your office and collate your TPS reports, right?? So FUCK OFF!