My first Apple product was a Apple IIe.. I remember the green screen and 5.5" floppies. My father being a Apple computer rep; wired up a 16-pin DIP socket on top to hook up a joystick to play games.. I was 5 years old..

And the cancellation fees are ridiculously high...

In the end.. watching water boil or grass grow is BORING.. Maybe a years worth of video would be more entertaining

I make jokes and satire comments on Gizmodo all the time, with people actually replying as if I meant it. Most cases it is pretty obvious I am being facetious.. I've had so many dip-sticks reply I started putting a (j/k) at the end.

I remember a documentary on the Army Ants of the Amazon.. The Army Ants would mobilize and kill anything in their path.. There wasn't much you could do about a hoard of millions of ants flowing out of the jungle and into your house.. Actually the people sort of welcomed it, because they would kill everything in the…

I like it. I lived on a farm.. It sounds like home..

Solution: Have a tank full of hungry sharks.. Give the customer that orders Shark Fin Soup a knife and tell them to jump into the tank and cut off a Fin for their soup.. If they get out with a fin they get free soup, if not the sharks get feed..

Animal storage.... Put your farm animals inside the ring (mud wall), build (mud wall) dividers to separate, fire-pits around the outside to protect from lions, tigers, and bears..oh-my..

Runways for Aliens....Sheesh {roll-eyes}.

Ready, Fire, Aim..

Their faces look like they just learned that doing this was illegal.. Wait? What? But i saw it in a movie? duh.

I got my PHD in Foldit.. I have discovered 36ways to fold Protein G34TR.. One way it looks like a boat, another it looks like a swan..

That detection method is very sensitive to temperature changes..

Hard bends in the fiber? How obtuse do they think we are../jk/

Is this not the epitome of the Echo Chamber Effect..

A Watt is one joule of energy per one second..

Now I want to get a bunch of friends together and have us all knock on some random persons door at separate times throughout an hour and ask if this is were the orgy is at..

Last thing you would want, is to find out a mouse chewed a hole in the barf bag of guy next you. Especially, when he is using it...

I want flying cars.. They have been talking about flying cars since 1940's.. And yet, I still have to drive on the ground to work and its the year 2011..

We use to have water balloon sling shot wars across the lake in boy scout camp..