and they dont micturate on the rug. 

It’s best for ZZ to go out on Top.

In the end, soccer is a fun distraction, but he felt that he needed to devote more time into running LexCorp.

I like the part where you call this post “not likely to be harmful”.

Manti T’eo still the best.

Much like his hairline, it’s not the lie. It’s the cover-up.

“Give me a brisk late September or give me death!”

“Rather than a nice prolonged spring—which is objectively the best season”

Bryan Colangelo being taken down by advanced statistical analysis of his burner Twitter accounts is possibly the best example of poetic justice that I have encountered in my life.

You got bar-b-q and hopefully breakfast tacos in a great city and helped someone out. That’s the essence of Texas.

Hot take: “Hold the Line” is better than both.

No. That’s the clear implication in Empire. In fact, it’s the entire backdrop for the dramatic tension as to whether Lando is really an ally or not. You’d have to be watching another movie to miss it.

Nah. Burneko has some massively bad takes sometimes and exaggerates everything he says, but as far as actual analysis goes, he’s one of the better sports writers Deadspin has. Not the highest bar, but he usually does some homework and seems to have solid knowledge of the game. (Although the presence of the Rockets…

Y’all are killing me with this calling Iguodala “AI” shit.

This is going to sail over the heads of many.

It’s a long time since they elected any of their 3 socialist mayors.

Milwaukee sure doesn’t mean “the good land” anymore.

“I’m very sorry that you caught me doing shit I wasn’t supposed to do, and I vow to never again get caught doing that particular shit.”

Milwaukee Police Chief Alfonso Morales held a presser this evening and released a statement apologizing for the unnecessary force used on Brown.

I find Dolores is more resolute than robotic, but Maeve is soooooooo much more interesting than Dolores right now, and I think that’s by design. Dolores is Ford/Arnold’s (aka human-manufactured) revolution, Maeve is the true revolution.