#notallmillennials

25. Salt Lake City (4.5)

The throwing of shit at draftees is deplorable, but demonizing the people throwing the shit at draftees is equally deplorable and represents what was wrong with “people” back in 1968, which is, somehow, “especially” relevant 48 years later, for reasons you fail to expound upon.

What in the ever-living fuck are you even talking about? He said, in the quote you just posted above, that he was supporting the servicemen, not the war, and that he didn’t like the hippies “disparaging those poor guys.” Your “false equivalency” bit is highly ironic.

During Vietnam, there were all kinds of protests. Here were these [servicemen] going over there and dying for a cause - we don’t even know what it was really all about. And here are these young kids, that were free, bitching about it. There’s something wrong with that and with [disparaging] those poor guys. We were in…

How this doesn't have more stars than grains of sand on the floor of the ocean, I'll never know.

Greatest comment in the history of Deadspin . . . nay! In the history of the Triple Dipper!

Wish she’d unleash them boobies, amiright?!

Why do we have to make this so difficult? First it’s “you need to not be selfish and make sure you’re getting your significant other off,” then it’s “but, I mean, if she doesn’t get off it’s none of your business.” Really? Can we not see the inherent contradiction in those sentiments? Can we not just leave it at…

My point is that “it’s not the candidate’s fault” for being the fucking candidate is some sort of madness I cannot possibly fathom.

This will be an incredibly low turnout general. No question about it. Anyone saying otherwise needs a lesson in voter behavior. Which is why you should be preparing yourself for President Drumpf . . .

Do you think that HRC as repugnant is some sort of fringe view? That’s an honest question, because I know that you have access to the internet, and the perception of her as repugnant coming from all sides of the political spectrum is pretty freaking pervasive. Hell, I’ve asked HRC supporters - some of whom are…

THE CANDIDATE IS THE REPRESENTATIVE OF THE “SIDE!” How is this so difficult?! “Oh, I’m a Nazi, but I’m not the Nazi Party!” Are you seriously fucking kidding me right now???

How is this even a debate? Repulsive is the absolute kindest thing to say about this tweet! It’s saying “I’m a part of the machine that’s been keeping you down for generations, but I’m a better part of that machine than the alternative part of the machine, and no one is turning this machine off!” You can die on the…

This can’t get enough stars. All of these comments talking about “Affluent Whites” just completely ignore the facts. Which, I suppose, is pretty par for the course in political debates in 2016.

Ugh. This country is so completely fucked.

Selection bias is fun for everyone!

Council =/= Counsel. No one is a “General Council,” which is necessarily plural, though one may be a “General Counsel.” YWIA.

Chocolate Thunder in Utah?! That’s a huge upset . . . I would’ve thought for sure they’d go with something a lot more vanilla.

I’m an Aggie (Class of ‘98), and I’ll be the first to tell you that I had given up. My wife was sitting on the couch yelling things like “REBOUND!!!” and I, casually flipping through Facebook, said “you haven’t seen enough basketball games to know that this game is over, but it is.” And it was. It was OVER.

One of the best things I read about the improbability of this game was that UNI could have inbounded the ball and thrown it the length of the floor 5 straight times, and A&M wouldn’t have had enough time to complete the comeback. Don’t try, and you win. But they did try - and failed - and lost. I watched it happen,…