Not a secret.

If they see the end of the barrel as a circle, dude went around. Not hard to tell.

True or false: Jolie Kerr is secretly a dirty, dirty girl.

Which of the Jezebel writers is the nicest piece in real life? Based on headshots alone I'd probably have to go with Erin Gloria Ryan, but there's something about that strawberry shortcake Lindy West that makes me feel a little funny down below. Maybe it's the fact that she hates men while being the female Drew…

Bravo!

Fantastic, heartfelt writing, sir. I've been through the same thing, and it was more heart wrenching than anyone who hasn't can possibly fathom. You've captured feelings I hadn't remembered in years.

"Every single one of you, before you get off the pile, affect the head. Early, affect the head. Continue to touch and affect the head."