The only example I can even think of of someone being “chosen” for one of our squads in Winter Olympics as opposed to just automatically qualifying through having the best results is figure skating, where in 2014 they took a photogenic white girl who finished 4th at nationals instead of the non-photogenic…

Pretty sure that being a racist butthurt moron is a primary hiring requirement at Fox News.

The important thing is that Boomers are the ones to blame. Always and forever.

That’s definitely the corollary that bigots are always on the cusp of articulating: “Because straight white men are superior to all other people, the success of anyone else must be due to quotas/PC/reverse racism/etc.” I’m just waiting for some higher up to actually say it in public.

Boomers are Gen X parents, I believe. Maybe the younger end of the Boomer spectrum spawned the older end of the Millenial spectrum? There’s always a bit of overlap there.

obviously if there weren’t quotas all of these browns and gays wouldn’t make it. the teams would be full of the superior anglo-saxon athlete, the way god intended.

So in this absurd rant, he asks:

Celebrating diversity on your teams is smart. It has the potential to get more people interested in your sports, which means more participants and (most importantly) more money to fund training and attract the best of the best. Only a racist butthurt moron wouldn’t get that.

*Sigh*

Tangent: Aren’t boomers the parents of the millennials? I am assuming they made the financial decision to create and purchase participation trophies.

I bet The Slippery Slope would make a pretty good name for a winter game themed gay bar.

Relax, he is a staff writer.

h/t doorfliesopen.com

I really think there’s a LOT to be read into that response from Tom Brady to Malcolm Butler’s instagram post, and it connects in to this McDaniels thing. Brady isn’t casually going out of his way to do that without thinking about what it means. He made a statement that the most important player on the team didn’t…

So do the Colts get a banner for this or not?

You had a mini solo bolo! I love Ben Schwartz so much. I wanna sing a capella with him and Scottie Aucks so badly. 

I ran into the actor who plays that dude while crossing the street en route to a bar and he had the perfect Jean Ralphio response. I made eye contact with him and started to say “oh shit” and he jumps in front of me and yells “I KNOW, RIGHT??”

He’s not in the bad place- he’s in horsey heaven where he traded his legs for angels wings

And the head demon from season 1* bears a striking resemblance to Ben Wyatt.

Lil’ Sebastian is in the Bad Place. He was actually fully capable of controlling when and where he relieved himself, but intentionally did this in front of thousands of people, including children, because it got him off