Those two touchdowns are a giant step forward for the league. Both were catches to any sane person who has not had their mind warped by the NFLs bullshit philosophical dissection of “what IS a CATCH, MAAAAN?”

Same person?

The Patriots losing the Super Bowl is like heroin. I don’t need it all the time but it sure makes spending an afternoon with my family more enjoyable.

Just to be clear though, this is good news.

Shut up. Take your “reasonable” and “well thought” points out of here.

Donald Trump was forced to eat a consolation Big Mac, instead of his celebratory Big Mac. Fuck him.

You Minnesotans and your damn passive aggressiveness. Just tell us how you really feel.

But Drew, they’ll surely win you over with new defensive coordinator Greg Schiano.

Marky Mark? Go the fuck away.

Tough.

Ben Franklin would take “air baths”. He would open his windows and stand naked basking in the night air for God and everyone to see.

And the suggestive, vulgar, and violent lyrics of Country & Western music, I’ll tell you what. What with the “boots up your ass” and all of the day-drinking and bodies like backgrouds and such.

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

It’s the reverse Process, winning followed by destruction.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

“Damn it, Philly we better than this.”

I apologize for being such an uptight dink. Seriously.

Because I read the article, and it made a case similar to the one I laid out.

Oh, it doesn’t even matter what the ESPN article actually says. I hovered over the link and thought to myself, “Dom probably saw this article and said, I’ll do whatever the fuck I want.”

You might want to read past the headline of that ESPN story.