Hey, we’ve been pushing Ballghazi hard for months.

I hope my Dad will always blindly support me.

I don’t give a shit about Tom Brady or the NFL, but can we please stop affixing the word “gate” to anything that’s remotely controversial?

Pushed the boundaries of the rules? No. They broke a rule. Deflating game balls after they’ve been inspected by the refs? That’s breaking a rule. It’s not difficult to grasp this concept.

The Patriots did in fact not win a Super Bowl entirely through cheating - instead they merely cheated on their way to winning a Super Bowl.

Thanks for clearing that up, I’m sure everyone was confused.

Nope.

Patriot fans have turned into sport’s version of creationists today - deny the obvious truth because you don’t like what it says.

Appeared to be coated in a tacky substance and seemed spongy or soft when squeezed.

Such attention to detail from a guy who traded a first round pick for Trent Richardson.

How is this not proof? Or does it have to be like Chapelle’s R Kelly proof video of his grandma saying “That’s my Robert. Always peeing on people”

You’re not a Pats fan but you just posted quote “I’ve laughed all the way through it with a championship to enjoy”. Ok

Well we have come to realize the NFL cares more about something if it has balls.

The 243-page document can be found here.

Boy, is the next Commissioner slumber party going to awkward...

This proves nothing. If they began these text message conversations while they were inside and at room temperature, then I’m pretty sure I can find somebody claiming to be a scientist somewhere in MA who can explain how the remainder of the conversation is the result of the phones reacting to the change in their…

Every time any text messages leak from any professional sports team I’m remind that most of their employees are essentially 13 year olds.

I fucking love that Tom Brady is hated by the people that actually know him, just as much as I hate him.

Maybe all Tom could give him was those 19-0 perfect season shirts...

The “OMG! Spaz” line is absolutely my favorite. New England: Where you can find guys who talk like 13 year old girls.