In particular, we have concluded that it is more probable than not that Jim McNally (the Officials Locker Room attendant for the Patriots) and John Jastremski (an equipment assistant for the Patriots) participated in a deliberate effort to release air from Patriots game balls after the balls were examined by the…

HTF does this add up to a finding of only “more probable than not” that they participated in violations of the Playing Rules? This seems more like it amounts to “blatantly, hilariously obvious.”

If this happened in previous seasons, Wes Welker would be innocent, as he is not “generally aware” of anything.

McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin balloon

Yeah, but it’s still more fun to call Belichick a cheater and watch the (usually goateed) faces of Pats fans turn bright pink and then explode.

we have concluded that it is more probable than not that Jim McNally (the Officials Locker Room attendant for the Patriots) and John Jastremski (an equipment assistant for the Patriots) participated in a deliberate effort to release air from Patriots game balls after the balls were examined by the referee

Yeah, this definitely seems like the kind of thing that would go on without Belicheck knowing about it.

I thought the point of this article was to delight in the glorious ass-whooping that the Kung Jin players lays on this spammer. That’s, like, the opposite of crying about it.

I think that argument only works if the player who got spammed here lost and whined about it. But they won.

“Mortal Kombat Spammer Gets What They Deserve”

I think that’s unfair. Nobody deserved this PC port.

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yay! vornados are pricey but definitely worth the hype. also, if you use one of bed bath and beyond’s 20% in store…

Big fan of this article.

Big fan of this article.

Remember, Lodge is pretty much the only cast iron skillet that’s still made in the USA. That might or might not be important for the readers, but it’s something to keep in mind. It probably wasn’t made with the tears of 8 year old Chinese children used as the quenching bath.

Remember, Lodge is pretty much the only cast iron skillet that’s still made in the USA. That might or might not be…

Luckily he has a ton of experience pushing envelopes, because he’s about to address a ton of them “To: Hiring Manager.”

Deadspin needs a social media manager, right? Get this kid to New York.

I’m a bitter Mavs fan, but I woudn’t have fired the guy. Just give him a warning or something, damn.

He gave it his best shot.

He should have tweeted out a picture of a glue factory instead.