Hey, that “weird Old Testament shit” is called the Torah by some and it’s the basis on which one of the more “woke” faiths is based. Please be more careful of your words. 

If someone wants to read the residential lease I’m asking them to sign before their actual moving day, they can just...ask. In ten years of doing this, I’ve only had one person ask to see the contract prior to moving day.

I think you have a misunderstanding of what a property manager does. They work for the landlord, so he or she is setting the terms. It is quite probable that the manager was privately advocating for the landlord to take action on the raccoons and you just didn’t know about it.

Fellow property manager. Yessssss! Thank you! The lease is four pages long for a reason: We want you to understand exactly what you are agreeing to. It shocks me how many people hastily initial while peppering me with questions about like “how come we can’t have multiple entry codes in the intercom? Does my parking…

I’m surprised to see so many comments that basically amount to, “Except for that one comment at the end about the women sounding hot, that critique was totally fair. I don’t know what she’s complaining about”. Right, it’s that one joke that was completely inappropriate. THAT is what she is complaining about.