“Heat Check” and “Fam”? Fuck, I’m getting old. This doesn’t even seem like English anymore. Just put me out to pasture, already.

Me as a Brewers fan right now:

My car was proudly assembled in wilington delaware...of the cheapest possible cost cutting shit that gm could have possibly bought. And the assembly appears to have sucked too. Go america!

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

One wonders if that Holden had enough power to overcome the drag from the broken trailer with the weight of that huge tank on it.

I agree. Saturn was doomed from go. It’s a reasonable statement that GM would have done better to invest that money into its then-existing brands instead of starting a new one. After about ten years, the shareholders probably wanted to see Saturn actually turn a profit, which is why the next ten years of its life were…

In before “that thing cost blah blah blah, we could have paid for blah blah blah with that.”

“His username paid homage to the 15th century Aztec ruler Moctezuma II,” SI helpfully notes.

Like, last year and this year? He was pretty good his rookie year before he kept getting injured. Now he’s really, really good. But I guess I wouldn’t expect anyone to pay attention to Padres baseball.

Because everything is improved by a Stan Lee cameo:

Giving tree has zero fucks left to give.

Reminded me of my girlfriend. She always be tripping during her cycle.

poor guy didn’t know the deer was Blitzen.

Gotta have seat belts.

I assume the cops used finger quotes when they said he “fell”.

Not that impressive. This kid’s not deaf, dumb, or blind.

“It still up for grabs?”

“I bought an Alfa Romeo Giulia for $250!” - A David Tracy article, probably

Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!

Clearly.