22 new QBs! One of them has to hit.

Curt Schilling: [reaches for hottest of hot takes in back of his mind]

Always telling them they aren’t as good as Mrs. Koufax’s boy.

Israel is known for being unstoppable in the first 6 days of a tourney.

Wait, Americans are helping Israel succeed on a world stage? No way.

Jews good at athletics? Clearly a disappointment to their mothers.

Or a longer football career if he hadn’t insisted on playing only in the NFL?

And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.

Here’s a better trailer without all that apocalyptic music.

It’s from high blood pressure because none of them are getting any settlement money, right?

Early Graves? Thanks Germany, here we go again.

Or just dig Kevin Youkilis up.

Pfft. That game will be over in 6 innings.

Not to mention Hank Greenberg, Sandy Koufax, and Shawn Green.

Mazel tov!

Team Israel (by this tournament’s rules) could also have had Ryan Braun, Ian Kinsler, Alex Bregman, Kevin Pillar, Joc Pederson and Danny Valencia.

They will have a tough battle in the first round when they face Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Transjordan, and Iraq simultaneously.

as a millennial in the market for a new car (time to upgrade the 2003 civic) GM as a whole is entirely undesirable (i’m a weekend warrior but i don’t want a chevy cruise). none of GM’s lineup appeals to me or looks fun/exciting, and because i might not buy new (because it’s a terrible investment) and go with something…