1) she wasn’t fat

Fun fact: when income taxes were introduced they were marketed as “patriotic” and “doing your bit” rather than stressing enforcement or penalties which is what allowed them to be taken up and accepted so quickly. As to the “if he can find a legal way not to pay them, he doesn’t owe them” people. HE IS BEING FUCKING…

That’s insane. He’s not on coke he’s on prescription amphetamines. The best amphetimines. Tremendous amphetimines. Yugh amphetimines

Get better underwear and freeze your jeans to battle sweat smell

You might be using too much detergent. If it doesn’t rinse out completely it basically is mildew food so the bathroom humidity will make towels stankier faster.

Me neither but I do freeze them, it kills some of the bacteria and sweat smell

You have to make up for all those school pictures that looked worse than real life somehow

I had fun after the pictures were done and got my own bottle of champagne

Haha, it totally can, just remember that pictures ar 2d and real life is 3D so anything closer to the camera looks bigger, pull your shoulders back and down, turtle your head so your neck is slightly stretched forward, turn your body but not head about 15-30 degrees tilt tour hip more or less depending on what you…

He's accidentally standing at the kardashian angle, his chest is facing the camera and forward making it look larger but his waist is turned away from the camera making it look smaller. Flattering for women, weird looking for buff dudes.

Has anyone given Matty Moroun the heads up that there’s a new Lex Luthor impersonator in town? If they’re going to have an epic supervillan battle, I just hope they confine it to already condemned buildings. Preferably ones owned and purposefully left vacant by Moroun.

I am quite quite pale so I can’t help with advice on what shades to buy or where, but if you are not someone who can afford fancy makeup, most drug store chains allow you to return open barely used makeup. If you narrow it down to a couple shades at CVS, buy them, keep the receipt, try them at home in the right light…

Hill, I got you on this one, three words: SWARM OF BEES.

Holy shit, 81???? When I was in high school 10ish years ago people won meets easily with 40ft throws sometimes even low 30s

I was a high school girl shot putter and watching her win was pretty awesome especially knowing just how PERFECT that throw was.

I think there’s 1. No self respecting economist would work for trump’s campaign; they would get made fun of at conferences.

Yes, about 1/3 of new Econ PhDs are women (this is way up from 20-30 years ago) so there are a bunch out there, they just have better options than working for trump. Two of the groups who hate trump the most are women and economists so his inability to hire many of either let alone anyone in the intersection isn’t…

I’m saying I wouldn’t work for trump no matter how much he pays. There are more new jobs created for phd economists every year than new phd economists in the US,we have the lowest unemployment rate of any phd type, and brand new economists boast a 95% or so job satisfaction rate. We have a lot of choice over where we…

As a woman and trained economist, no law mandating trump hires women would be able to magically create women economists willing to work for him. This may be more of a lack of supply rather than lack of demand issue.