Notice the massholes upset about the chowder but not denying the racism at all. 

What a productive two days you’ve had.

Excellent summary, Matt

Fuck the Patriots. (No insight, no bon mot, just fuck the Patriots.)

Everybody in Boston thinks they’re Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting when really they’re Matt Damon in Team America: World Police.

i mean, the steelers missed the playoffs last year, and the chiefs lost a close game to the patriots in the afc champtionship. would having kareem hunt or lev bell had helped those teams accomplish more? i’d argue yes.

If Trea Turner, Adam Eaton, Anthony Rendon, and Juan Soto are “some guys” I think most MLB teams would be extremely lucky to have some guys!

That’s way better. 

Nothing says “we take this very seriously” like a screenshot from the Notes app.

Well, that was neither sport nor entertainment.

Be a good person. The bar is set really fucking low.

The best part of the Rams losing was the Los Angeles Times using “LAMBS NOT RAMS” for their Monday headline and Rams Twitter losing their collective shit, demanding an apology and calling for people to unsubscribe.

The hero we deserve.

worse than Eli. the Philadelphia Eagles.

You realize that would leave us with the Patriots and.....Eli?

Every team that loses a Super Bowl to the Patriots should be relegated to Canadian football until there are no NFL teams left except the Patriots and we can finally destroy the NFL for good. God damn these losers straight to hell.

Fun Fact: in the halftime show, Big Boi rode a Cadillac down the field for more yards than the Rams had in the entire first half.

Proposing a ballot measure that if Miami goes 0-16 no member of the 1972 Dolphins can ever drink another drop of champagne. 

I’m already seeing the comments, so let’s be clear about something here:

“Cancel Culture” did not kill Alec Holowka. We don’t yet have the full picture of how he died, but it sounds as if he died by suicide, and had been suffering from a host of psychological and personal difficulties prior to that final, tragic act.

No…

moved to KC from PA last year and this deserves more stars