Jack:

“Apologies in advance to every other NFL fanbase. If you think Pats fans are toxically obnoxious after a few rings, strap in. It will be so much worse.”

If only there was an unemployed QB that previously took his team to the Super Bowl available...

I was stoned and it sounded good. Shut up and stop trying to be petty because you’ll never get there. Now let me rest in peace.

She was great in The Shining, but that’s not important right now.

Brutal :D

Listen, that kid knew concussions were part of the deal when he signed the contract. He’s neck deep in orange slices and pizza parties, so what’s he got to complain about?

Heroic NCAA Protects Student From Football

My heart goes out to your family, too.

Awful story. My heart goes out to the family.

This is truly, truly terrible.

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

Schefter’s Seltzer. So good you can’t say it three times.

Does your podcast attempt to journalistically report on the products or companies that you plug in your podcast ads?

Fun fact, he has a .350 career OBP, which is something like the 50th best in history for a catcher (excluding guys with small numbers of ABs).

Or even more egregiously a career .349 OBP, and a long history of being a pitcher whisperer.

He's also a catcher, an extremely valuable position where you're willing to sacrifice some offense. Try harder. 

Do all career .248 hitters get paid that way, or just the ones where you intentionally omit that they are four time all stars? 

She didn’t miss it, she ignored it because you were rude.