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Maybe Thom Brady shouldn’t have cheated.

Why does every WYTS have a Pats fan in the comments that somehow makes it about them?  Extra points for squeezing in the number of Super Bowls they have in the last several years.  WE KNOW DUDE, WE ALL KNOW, JUST LET US HAVE ONE FUCKING BLOG WHERE WE CAN FOCUS ON SOMEONE ELSE

Andrew Luck 2012: *Takes a sack* Great job, man. Insane hustle. You really got me.

Andrew Luck 2019: You even just look at the ceiling and wish you could stop existing? Like, not die, but just POOF and cease being altogether. Maybe it’s nothing but motionless, soundless black. Complete emptiness. Nothingness. But it’s

Wow, prime examples of the Sunk Cost Fallacy and Stockholm Syndrome at the same time!

I’m not typically one to cast aspersions on people I don’t know, but if Dan Dakich’s family member is dealing with chronic work-related injuries, has earned $100 million in the last seven years, and has a degree in architectural design from Stanford, then he’s an idiot for continuing to show up every day at the steel

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

Mind-fucking Sharapova is something I’ve been doing since I was a teenager.

We asked ourselves “is this team better than ‘85?”

Patrick Chung played at Oregon with Jeremiah Masoli.

My coach is the only man in the world who can pull off a visor. That alone is worth it.

Missed the WYTS deadline for this year, but four weeks ago the corporate entity that I pretend to work at while they pay me a meager wage decided to bring in a celebrity speaker to get us excited about filling out our TPS reports. Being Chicago, they hired Mike Ditka. After a painful incoherant 15 minute speech, that

Chicago pizza is just lasagna 

Yes, but the point is that it’s against the negotiated terms of the agreement between the reporter’s union and MLB for him to do so. Effectively, dealing with whatever asshole happens to be put in front of you as a credentialed journo is part of the job that he agreed to when he signed his contract with MLB. He could

The man was the .gif that keeps on .giffing.

If your season comes down to whether or not a kicker makes a 40+ yard field goal, a whole bunch of people on your team have already failed.

The new Bears logo:

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

The Defenechstration of Houston

Wow, someone is awfully defensive about this apt description of overconfident, Dunning-Kruger adjacent assholes.