Who are we? The Wildcats! Who are we going to beat? The Wildcats!

This is a Wildcat.  This is what all of these teams are named after. It’s just a slightly bigger outside cat.  That’s it.  Just a fucking kinda bigger cat.  So what, it can maybe suffocate a slightly larger and stronger baby?  How has this little shit become the default name for teams that aren’t original enough to…

HE HATE TEAMS

Guaranteeing right now DC Defenders gonna lead the league in points allowed because fuck nominative determinism

in Portland we have “The Cat Rapper.” Seriously:

I mean, the Three True Outcome Era is a wildly overblown thing. Let’s take a random year during Goose’s career, 1987, and compare it to 2018:

Who the FUCK FaceTimes in a gym locker room? Jesus Christ, people are the goddamn worst. I (a lady) once encountered a bachelorette party in the gym locker room, there for one of those pole-lates classes, and the bride’s mother was taking photos. I, standing there in a towel, was like “EXCUSE ME, NO PHOTOS IN THE…

Uhhh, if someone is on FaceTime in the gym locker room you call fucking security. That’s not remotely acceptable.

Last guy could have named his cat Kitty Purry, and if nothing else, he would have dominated the star count at Jezebel’s “Saturday Night Social” thread.

You millennials, always stuck on the latest new things.

I’m 34 and can’t tell if I’m just turning into the “get off my lawn” type of person. Please tell me I’m being rational.

“Something I don’t really understand about the social justice stuff is that they have stuff like the ‘slut walk,’ which I thought was about the right to not be harassed for how they dress but, then if you portray women dressed the same way you get shit for it,” Terminx wrote in a discussion with other members of the…

Seattle is the only team that I despise soley based on its fanbase:

ARod. ARod and Russ are both seen as having fake personalities, very plastic. Both have won one championship but are still seen as divisive forces on their teams. Neither one is really a bad guy, just stiff and insecure.

Exhibit 15243 of why you should hire dedicated community relations people to interact with your customers, and not rely of development employees. (Especially if you are an even moderately sized studio)