Needs a wing. 

Perhaps Tom Hanks could have put in a 2JZ into an FJ40? 

Seriously, man. Why do you even write for an auto enthusiast blog? It’s a serious question. I mean... you may be a nice guy and all, but writing about cars may not be your thing. You need to do some soul-searching, man.

Not sure why they’re tearing it down, now that the road is closed just hit it with a truck going the other direction

Hallmark if you are listening, make this movie.

Haven’t accomplished a damn thing in our lives? I once did that thing where you put a pile of coins on your elbow and swing your hand down to catch them, and I’m pretty sure I got, like, 75% of those coins. A lot clattered under the couch, but still. Checkmate. 

“The Chrysler 200 I Bought A Few Months Ago Already Needs To Be Replaced!”

To be fair, those BMWs probably would have broken down even if there was no water.

Every picture in this article looks like it was taken while you were actively falling down.

We Need an update on the condition of the Tree

Communist thinking like this is keeping us from being great again. [crashes schoolbus while commenting]

Teslas sell well because, despite their flaws, they are better than the competition.

So, you’re exhibiting the exact same behavior just in the opposite direction? 

This seems like a leaked admission that they're merging with BMW.

Rekall is the secret pet name all Maserati owners have for their cars

“Excuse me, how much is this box of Cheerios? There was no price on the shelf.”

Damn! What a story to go out on. Although I see why you sat on it: “Land Rover flew me to South Africa for the swankiest of product reveals and I had way more fun cheating on them with a stone age Toyota”