How does Jeep make versions of the same simple vehicle for 50+ years and still end up on this list? Jebus, that’s bad.

I hope his insurance doesn’t cover this.

If anyone can do it, I’ll put my money on Uncle Rich. He’s got the full firepower of The Electrified Garage behind him. If not, it’ll still be entertaining. 

Yeah, I’d like to know that too. My guess, based on it being Texas, is that he was awarded a plaque from the city or something.

While I cant be certain, I have a feeling a big impetus of this sentence was the wife’s insistence on not pressing charges or in any way supporting any incarceration. TMK, they haven’t even divorced, but stay married.

I believe his wife asked to not press charges, which was a big factor. I think the state is also suing him for recovery damages.

WTF does a car need ChatGPT?  

I guess his editor hasn’t threatened to threaten his job if he doesn’t improve.

Can’t wait to find out how these damage a Cybertruck, cause there has gotta be a way. Right?

Nice car. Stupid price. No Dice.

I irrationally love this artifact from before things went all grayscale. I love the steering wheel, all shiny green and fake wood. The whole interior really evokes something much older, which makes sense for the Mercury demographic.

Autonomous Robotaxis- this is how much the US hates the idea of just improving public transit. Like, seriously, you could take a fraction of the amount of cash it will take to develop a functional autonomous taxi and just invest in improved public transit everywhere. Oh look, we’ve made buses and trains and trams and…

This guy sounds like he would do the bear minimum

Hello, fellow humans! My name is Mr. Realguy Notabear, and I am a professional salmon fisherman. I would like to volunteer my human services in removing the accidentally deposited lunch from this creek. I will use my large, clawed, human hands to swipe the fish out of the creek, then remove them professionally,…

The word frunk is stupid. A word already exists for this and it’s bonnet.

Braising it would make it sane????

This was California.  This was put into law after the famous Donner vs Donner lawsuits.

Its a throwback to an OLD vwvortex thread (nearly 20 years ago!!) It was a legendary thread that since been blackholed, but you can read the transcript here: https://www.davidmays.com/vortex/fents_bursh_crub.pdf

Holy shit what in the actual fuck did I just read?

Pretty sure that entire article was full of sarcasm.