snorkjuice--disqus
SnorkJuice
snorkjuice--disqus

As you can probably tell by my username, I am also mourning the loss of Parks and Rec.

You…weren't paying full attention when you watched, were you?

Same here! At least half of the shows I watch every week are on this network.

Well, there goes another hour every week to the CW. They are monopolizing my time, and I'm not mad about it.

I want a buddy cop series featuring Michael, Rogelio, and Kimmy Schmidt's step dad, and I want it yesterday.

An overt Eli Stone reference gets this episode an A-, easy.

Thea can't have been surprised that DJ Dead Guy was in the League. Judging by his haircut, he clearly lived in a place devoid of mirrors before meeting her.

Now I know why I can't stand red wine. My body is merely protecting itself from poison. I guess I'll just continue to get wasted the old-fashioned way: ill-advised tequila shots.

Upon doing some research on imdb, he was credited as "Malcolm's friend", so I guess we aren't supposed to care who he is.

If that's the case, I'm a little confused by the casting.

Huh, here I was thinking Laurel keeping it from him was a douche move.

A few things tonight:

There weren't any whisker baskets or 1980s women wearing shoulder pads, so just how great was Rogelio's vision board, really?

I'm guessing that was a typo, but I sinceriously hope that the League of Assassins threatened Malcolm that they'd kiss him and his daughter if they stay in SC. (In a way, they already have kissed Thea.)

This has probably already been said, but who in their right mind would agree to be the mayor or an alderman in Star(ling) City?

I would watch a spinoff that's just JJ reacting to things April says.

If Harrison wore a coat to his inauguration, you'd be referencing season 8 instead of 4.

Actually, I was supposed to be Hunter's buddy. Don't worry, though, we found him feeding opossums in Oren's apartment later that day.

Having flashbacks of Alex incorrectly using a sex swing on Happy Endings.

FedEx? What are the rates like?