I worked from home pre-COVID and still obviously do, and Lifetime movies are my constant background noise.

So how did this French Canadian son of a Ukrainian immigrant become the authoritative voice of American knowledge?

In some alternate universe of television, chemical genius Bryan Cranston faces off with drug kingpin/poutine fast food magnate Alex Trebek.

Funny story and all, but in the FauxSEALs defense, at least they tried. I can’t pee if someone is within two urinals of me, but these heroes didn’t hesitate. That it wasn’t the correct treatment for Jellyfish Stings is secondary. They did what they thought was right and they did it immediately. I personally know men…

She grabs a handful every time she's leaving an Indian restaurant, realizes she doesn't want to eat them, and then tosses them in a jar to avoid being wasteful. 

She said in the review that she is opposed to the removal of the blackface episodes, you stupid motherfucker

I’m not a Parks & Rec watcher, but I am of Community. The Community reunion where the read the script of an earlier show was just okay, but the second half, where the cast talked about the show was GREAT!!
So wonderful. If you were a fan of Community, seek out that video.

Can we stop calling the Friends reuinion a “reunion” since it isn’t anything more than the actors sitting in tall chairs on a stage talking about how they remember the time Matthew Perry was high all the time and skinny and then when he wasn’t and got fat?

Dr. Spaceman was sorely missed.  He could have been seen advising the Governor of Georgia on his Coronavirus response.  

Tracey’s “Black list” tells me the writers miss so much making funny lists of things.

If you’re going to be faux outraged at least get the authors name right.

I don’t think “we” did anything. But also: “LaToya.”

Yep!

I believe it was Mizz (not The Miz) and Dot Gov.

Wait, people don’t remember The Miz is from the Real World anymore? Damn, get me my brain medicine.

Jenna Maroney has, of course, been “canceled” because she “pooped in Mandy Moore’s thermos.”

I missed most of the news during the Quibi roll-out, but did anyone compare Quibi to the Devon Banks (Will Arnett) product from NBC of 10-second sitcoms?

It’s pretty safe to resent Charles Grodin’s character in whatever he’s in. He’s SO great at playing the heel.

I think the first Fletch was a big hit for him. Then there was Spies Like Us. So it didn’t really kill his un-fatherly asshole roles. I think the Vacation series of films just defines Chase to a certain group of people because THAT’s what they remember him for.

Yeah but people are much more accepting of a good looking asshole in his 30s than a chubby bald asshole in his 60s. I don’t think that reputation hurt his career as much as you might think, he had plenty of opportunities.