The director agreeing to helm Porky’s II in exchange for getting to make A Christmas Story is the greatest “one for them, one for me” in the history of Hollywood.

A fighting game movie where the lead character is controlled by someone as terrible at video games as me: he’s doomed to have his ass kicked, get his spine ripped out, and die, only to be revived and suffer the same fate again, and again, and again. No back story, just exist, die, repeat. Black Mirror I guess.

Except Andy Griffith had already done A Face in the Crowd and No Time For Sergeants so just how much of a “newcomer” did she think he was? And checking that on wikipedia tells me he also had a Tony nomination on his résumé.

The headline makes it seem like Swank pollutes the show with her performance but in the review, it’s her character that’s the problem. Ah, well, get them clicks.

Every character in The Wolves by Sarah DeLappe.

FURguson, people, keep his name out of your mouth if you can’t spell it.

The train pictured at the top is named “UNCLE DICK.” Or perhaps the engineer is named UNCLE DICK and it’s like a racecar with his name on the side. Either way, we need to know more about this fine piece of equipment.

And the award for formerly beloved website that has become nothing but a Trump outrage clickbait farm (with some food coverage) goes to...

Essentially, Mr. Amber Tamblyn is telling us not to believe a woman with a story about being treated badly by a man.

Having my reply be “to” Will himself is kinda cool. Great job as always, Will.