Pickup trucks. I always seem to run into two types of pickup drivers in my area. The first is someone who works in a trade who is constantly driving around the neighborhood while on their phone. They’re generally going 10 below the speed limit and stopping randomly in the middle of the street because their mind is…

Temp control should never be a push button, always a knob. Period. Same for the fan speed. Period. Also, is the hvac vent control one button that you have to use to cycle through all of the choices?

Yeah, what’s with that yellow circle? 

Always a thrill to see an article about the Ridley Scott Superbowl commercial.

Like how the guy in the Jeep was like, “WASN’T US!” That’s about the time I’d be pissing myself.

It’s a goddamn mask, not a diving helmet. Wear the mask or gtfo.

Pole vault.

But then you’re just another tool in a Mustang

The Portofino heavily influenced the Dodge Intrepid.

I love the how the whole of this specific type of jackass only starts with the sympathy and understanding......after being personally affected by it.

This is so incredibly satisfying.

The proper way to deal with this man baby.

As he is in the last row, which typically has zero recline, he most likely opted for the absolute cheapest flight cost possible. You get what you pay for.

These are incredible numbers from a stock turbo. My guess is, with an aftermarket tune, and a larger turbocharger, this car might do two seconds, flat. I’m not sure how much these turbos are tuned for low-end, off the line torque, but my gut tells me with a quarter mile time like that, they have to come on boost…

If your Sony car dies, does that make it a Walkman?

Also, you know, turn on the indicator before you start braking, merging, turning, or whatever that requires a turn signal. It’s not helpful for you to turn it on mid-maneuver. I already know at that point.

We’d like to promptly announce we are pulling all operations out of Washington state. - BMW.

The answer is always Volvo. Stately, luxurious, fast, reliable, AWD, well under budget, why wouldn’t you go with a V70R? Also, this is Jalopnik, what did you expect?

I blame the Subaru commercials.

More like good boy, dumb owner.