What dampens some of my enthusiasm is knowing that there really isn’t the strong character foundation that the Original Trilogy established, hell even The Prequels did a good job of cementing that this is the story of a Trio of characters and their friends. The new trilogy seems all over the place since in The Force…

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

ESPN is totally firing Bayless and Cowherd as soon as this deal is finalized, right?

I think the biggest thing here is now we know the surprise next addition to the Avengers!

I’m one of the other token conservatives in these parts. Letting you have the floor here. But I share most of these sentiments, and I wouldn’t describe myself as a Republican, either. What we’re witnessing is the naked depravity of right-wing partisanship. Roy Moore isn’t a conservative. Roy Moore is a nightmare. But…

Honest question: what would an ideal Republican party look like to you? Or, coming at it from a different angle: at what point(s) during your adult life have you been genuinely happy with the Republican party?

“Believe women, unless they’re accusing one of my friends.” —Lena Dunham, basically

Yeah. Cause comparing two singleplayer games to a multiplayer game makes sense.

And:

Also, bathe regularly.

Here’s how you eventually meet a woman to date you, incels:

Right? Danai is gorgeous and a fantastic actress. Why isn’t she getting more work? Don’t answer, I already know. It’s just maddening.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

The Beatles are a poor man’s Monkees

Pear Jam is the poor man’s Seven Mary Three.

I always thought Coldplay was basically Oasis with A-levels.

2+2=5.

How the fuck do you expect him to win a much needed trophy for them if he doesn’t practice?

On days that end with “ber”