I find myself wondering if they will match the Penn State punishment, or just fine the team. I'd like to think that this would make Jameis Winston worthless in the NFL, but I know that there is always a team who would take on a criminal if it meant more money for them.

No Intellivision, tho, very disappointing.

When I was in high school, a similar hazing ritual happened to our football team, tho, they blamed the weightlifting coach and trashed his program as a result (because our small town wasn't giving up its football, of course). The boys involved used markers to penetrate if I recall correctly, which I suppose was to…

"When I lived and worked in Nigeria I made many black friends. I would never have considered calling them by a racially insensitive word."

Been playing and loving this series since I had an NES, and I want this game so badly I can taste it, but my god they can't keep teasing us with this stuff, get me excited, and then release a steaming pile of a game. The delays make me nervous, and while A Realm Reborn redeemed the FF MMO for me, I just can't have…

This thread needs a BOOM! YOSTED! .gif, but I am not proficient enough to provide it.

Assuming this was a wild feed shot and NOT broadcasted, I am wondering if he pulled in (for lack of a better term) to these women during the limp dick commercial that TBS WAS airing. It only seems, well, fitting.

Plus it is just fucking funny when crap like this happens.

Full disclosure: I'm a life-long Red Sox fan (but I detest those idiots on WEEI).

Ugh, as loathe as I am to be on his side, I hope Simmons unleashes now. I'd actually hate him less if he just let it all out about ESPN now.

It's basically ready. The fan on my video card is crapping out, but I can play in the beta with ease, so I'm hoping the card will hang on until after Christmas.

Keyblades, gunblades. Same thing.

As a Red Sox fan, fuck him. I was never so happy when he went to Philly. I hope he's in Miami or St. Louis next season.

Seriously. I've long said that if it ever comes out that he used, I would be done with baseball forever.

As a woman, some women are SUCH fucking imbeciles sometimes.

In before Jezebel has a conniption over this.

It is staggering just how messed up this whole situation is, and continues to be, but I have to agree with Olbermann, at least for the moment-somehow I think the ginger will get away with it and toss a scapegoat under the punch with a fat severance package.

Damn you, you might be onto something here.

Not sure how I am supposed to feel about this statement.

I'm sure she's currently in an ER bed REALLY regretting it right now, too.