Because evil

Hahahaa!!! For the record tho, I must say that I did NOT pull that tight u-turn to lose them on purpose, it might sound cooler but it ain't the truth...in the moment I looked ahead & I didn't know how to get out of the neighborhood & back onto the freeway going forward so I turned around to go back the way I came in &…

Ah thnx man! Well I did get a UCLA letter of recommendation in English (writing) that helped me get a scholarship, & ur comment validates it hahaaa thnx bro =D

Definitely real, & ya no worries it's funny & I'm definitely a dumbass hehee but hopefully someone will learn >.<

So true, & ya the no last minute changes thing, that's definitely wisdom, boy I have stories about that lol >.<

Fkk craigslist, not worth it, like one time I was tryna save money on music gear cuz it adds up fast, so I tried to buy a nice microphone off craigslist, I met the guy in a ghetto-y part of l.a., shady dude & sum gangsta-ed out girl, he takes me across the street, says to wait on the porch, opens the door quietly &…

Says who? Ur text books? I'm from North Korea & we know the TRUTH......

Aaahh tryptophan is the amino acid in turkey that infamously makes u sleepy when gorging on turkey, so, a common scene in an American Thanksgiving family gathering is the men gorge on turkey, watch football, & BAM a sea of uncles & cousins passed out with pumpkin pie all over their faces haaaaaa I luv it

I'd say the turkey tryptophan is giving u some pretty groovy open-eyed visuals ^.^

Aahh dammit I shudda said U.S.S. fkkn R. :p

Welllllllll ya know Russia —> Chernobyl... & if comics have taught us anything it's that radiation = superhero mutation, just take a look at this Chernobyl mutation, I don't wanna directly link the pic cause it's a lil graphic, the lil sport looks slender man-y don't he? http://jamesmcwhorter.com/2012/06/cherno…

Aaaw but be happy, what I know from Michael Moore documentaries Bowling For Columbine (u don't lock ur doors) & Sicko (u have universal healthcare) is that Canada is indeed a happy wonderland :)))))

U already know this but imma say it anyway, I think u should take a hard look at the 3DS library & see if it's sexy to u, of not then ur not allowed in Disneyland, j/k. But maybe u already have a 3DS or u want a Vita to stream ur PS4, then hey bro be all fkkn hipster & say "I need a Vita for my show, u wouldn't…

I do not know ma brotha, but the real question is are u black fryday madness enuff to power thru it? If yes turn to page american delirium, if no turn to page a restful peace ;)

Well GameStop gots it for $30 but their site is on meltdown, tryna get to checkout for past hour, also Xenoblade $40, normally $70, seems pretty good

WOW I immediately got Last of Us at $25 then checked again right away & INSTANTLY gone :o I made sure to use the Kotaku link so that u guys get the referral, thnx guys Happy Thanksgiving =D

this broke ma heart D=

This is the prevailing vibe of Microsoft: they'll do anything to screw us for cash & then backtrack the absolute minimum amount. I hate it. So much.

This is so epic, art & stuff don't float everyone's boat I know, but wow to see all that in 3D & with the museum's actual commentary, I'm blown away man, it's not easy for an American to just throw a backpack on & tour Europe, I'm dying for this be available in USA, I luv it =D

That stuffed moogle outfit is rad man, like flea in red hot chili peppers haaaa