I used to be a corporate trainer (like an educator on in-house products and such) and we get evaluated twice a year. Normally I run a pretty laid back class but because these evaluations were announced to us ahead of time, I always made it a point to notify the class as to make me look good (most classes liked me). I…

A couple of weeks ago I made my son laugh so hard he peed his pants.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

There were bullet holes on my neighbor’s house when the Tsarnaev’s got caught, because the gunfight happened up the street....

And I still stay fuck the Boston Strong/Watertown Strong stuff.

I didn’t do shit, I just hid in the bathtub so I wouldn’t catch a stray.

For a rural battlefield, you would still get a bunch of North Idaho and Western Montana Seahawks fans on this list talking to God on a two-way radio and waiting for the apocalypse cuz they think it’ll be a good time. I know this because ... I’ve been to a family reunion recently.

And as usual, Cena was involved.

And like usual, he isn’t allowed a chance to get himself over.

I was hoping for a cult of personality, but a fan club will do. Where do I sign up?

What, you didn’t get Darth Maul Drider Masher?

The owner of the shop up the street from me had a camera hidden in the washroom... He was recording girls going in to try on t-shirts, one of their boyfriends caught him going in to his back room whenever a girl would go in.

I never noticed before how big his balls are...

True enough, but smarks tend to go for heels like New Day or Seth Rollins. Not so much heels like Sheamus.

Except it is an RPG.

Being a Kojima title, it isn’t likely to be a coincidence.

I will never be this good at Rocket League.

Did you play 6? It wasn’t very fun.

At this point, Konami needs a full reboot.

Who it's about: Kamala Khan, a Pakistani-American teenager who sneaks out one night, inhales a weird mist and wakes up with superpowers that let her change shape and size. After years of playing video games and writing superhero fan fiction, she decides to put on a costume herself.

I nominate Y: The Last Man and Locke & Key.

@spiderweb1986: I didn't want to attempt that level of creativity either. It was the stress of repeated failure and my accidental discovery of a novel way to counter that failure that gave me my breakthrough.