I’m with James May in that I think tuning a street car for the ‘ring makes it a worse street car, and thus it is a waste of resources to tune a saloon for the ‘ring when all it does is make bench racers hard.

The Shinkansens aren’t maglevs.

$180k for the closest version, tragically. :) And with much less luggage space, and may only seat 4 people (comfortably, anyway), whereas the S is a family size vehicle.

Don't apologise for shit Hogan. You spoke the truth and Audi fed you marketing garbage. Tesla for all their faults, has absolutely destroyed in battery and motor tech.

No full-size pickup truck should have a bed shorter than a sheet of plywood.

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So the actual story here is that Tesla is claiming a particular short-seller is following their test cars and deliberately driving dangerously to try to cause an accident, as he stands to profit if their stock price drops, as it usually does when there’s an accident with their self-driving tests. To that end, they are…

Not only can you still order it, people have already taken delivery of the supposedly non existent $35k Model 3...but you won’t read about that on Jalopnik.  

Also, you can literally STILL order a $35,000 Model 3.

What the fuck is going on with this article ?

...some of Tesla’s short-sellers are activist investors who seemingly dedicate inordinate energy to publicizing Tesla’s supposed fraud. In theory, this would be against their self-interest, as the greater the stock plummet, the more profitable the short.

I was making the hype comparison. Building up hype about a product that ultimately doesn’t deliver.

You’re really gonna argue that Tesla = the Fyre Festival and also one of the most influential auto makers of the 21st century? The second Tesla sold a single car, they’d already delivered infinitely more than the Fyre Festival.

Hmmm... want something fun, somehow special, with space that can accommodate 1 child and at least 2 other adults.

Price for Performance trim is $54,250 after tax credit. If you want it in a color other than black or want Autopilot, add a couple thousand more.