I’ll give Snoop cred for coming up with his half of that exchange. He’s got to be one of the most productive stoners ever!

We were actually supposed to have the Texas Legislative Council in my work the next day, and they had cancelled it early that morning due to a “serious security breach”. None of us knew what they had meant until we saw the headlines later on... True or not, they sure did their best on appearing like they were hacked.

Agreed. Dwayne “Take Me Now” Johnson.

Worse than that. Pro tip: Never miss with the people that are making your food.

I swear it’s not made up, Joanna!! I would never do that to you! :)

They are the people I think of when I watch those Investigation Discovery shows about couple killers!

Starbucks (at the time, not sure on the current policy) didn’t reserve the right to refuse customers. That was the explanation we received from “corporate”, at least.

At the time, Starbucks had a heavily enforced ‘customer is always right/always say YES’ policy. We definitely tried!

We saw the bag! It was a few years ago, but I definitely remember the (full) bag being spotted by another barista as they were coming in to the store. It was to the point where we knew what car they drove, so we knew they here as soon as they drove into the parking lot.

I was 17 (18 maybe?) years young working at a Starbucks when we were visited by a couple we soon came to know as the Mocha Frap Couple. Their MO was as follows: order a Venti Mocha Frap, proceed to the restroom while the drink is being made, smear handfuls of human feces they had brought with them in a plastic market…

Has anyone here ever submitted their pet for the double creature feature?? I’m asking as the owner of a potential cat entree with a striking resemblance to Theodore Roosevelt? Ewan McGregor?? Jesse Williams???

Ya but don’t forget she totally did Warped Tour.

The movie was based on his autobiography, and detailed his life as he had lived it up until that point. As a listener and fan, I don’t ever find myself thinking that he isn’t being totally honest about or taking responsibility for his actions. I always thought that transparency was the backbone of his entire career.

Delete your account.

Exploit addicts? I can sense Dr. Drew isn’t the most beloved person on Jez, but I have actually called in to Loveline, when he formerly hosted it, looking for help as a daughter of an addict who was dangerously close to killing herself for her addiction. What he told me that night helped me get through the hardest…

“Commentary and eldritch attempts at humor reflect the opinions of the Webmaster Amélie Frank and not the opinions of Billy Bob Thornton or his representatives (who basically turn out the lights and hide whenever she calls).” *Ron Weasley voice* das bloody brilliant.

WELL SINCE YOU DARED ME I GUESS I’LL BE THAT PERSON.