This is a team no one cares about, even in their own city. But because they are the alma mater of hundreds of obnoxious journalists around the country, far too many words will be written about their one shining moment of mediocrity.

Yeah, nothing screams winning culture like the Knicks.

right, looks like Porzingis was the in the wrong there. I bet he wishes he could redo that

HAHAHAHA theSixers “culture” is infinitely better than Porzingis’s situation. Are you paying any attention?

And yet Porzingis plays for the Knicks...

So assume the worst and fire his ass! I hope something similar befalls you. We live in glorious times!

Look, I own 8 old cars, I love machinery and work on them all the time, and I keep them in a proper location, you can do what ever you want to do, but there is a place where things go and there is a place where things don’t go, its that simple. Its about not being and asshole, this is an asshhole move, no one wants a…

You could’ve made up some of those words and I wouldn’t know any better, but I’ll trust your judgement.

Ray Lewis gets into HOF, he murdered a dude. But TO, he is a bad teammate, no HOF.

Give the guy some credit, he murdered that pre-game pep talk. Just stabbed the shit out of it. 

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.

Nerd alert.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

So shitty that they won a National Championship

I was hoping the guy was going to throw something Brady didn’t know into the middle of all of that

Deadspin has been known to want to #thrusttheprocess instead of trusting it. So this just follows suit.

They’ve lost three of four, and to some real dogs: the Wolves, Nuggets, and 76ers

Wentz as a bust?!?

And drunk driving thing.

I think it’s the whole driving in the Dominican Republic thing.