Wouldn’t it make way more sense to sell them individually for $5/ea instead of all of them for $1500? It’s a novel idea, but no one in their right mind wants that many copies of the game

You know, I have lived my entire life making poor buying decisions. I have 4 different versions of Resident Evil 4, literally every version of all 3 Mass Effect games (for every system, in both limited and non-limited variants), boxed copies of every Kirby game ever in both Japanese and English, I’ve bought copies of…

Anyone’s reaction upon seeing them.

In other news, this happened in Dortmund, Germany. That's what you call a "Station Wagon."

His hoaxes have nothing to do with why I don't trust him.

Katy Perry is like a fart in a mitten. And missy Elliot is a badass bitch.

Great article. Favorite read on deadspin lately with all the articles about Lynch and his balls, or Brady's balls, or hypocritical hating condescension towards Lynch haters for hating....

But I gotta root for the Patriots, because fuck me if the Seahawks win. Because then, we'd be dealing with:

If Seattle fans didn't have the douchey "12th man" douchebaggery going on, I might have been able to pull out a half a fuck given for the Seahawks. As it stands, I have two roommates from Seattle, and one just bought a 12th man flag to fly in front of our house on Sunday. On that principle alone, I want the Patriots…

Please tell me this comment is serious.

Well, I sure as shit am not going to root for Pete Carroll's team, and neither should you. The man is psychopath and he loves to build a team around crime and puppy tears before abandoning it as it crashes and burns. Looking forward to Seattle being a steaming crater once he's done with it as he goes on to coach the…

You make some extremely strong points about the insufferability (insufferableness? insufferocity?) of the Patriots and their fans and how everyone should root against them. Your logic is sound and I can't argue against a single statement.

On the other hand, fuck Seattle. Sideways.

You shouldn't hate the Patriots. You should hate the Jets, Bills and Dolphins for giving them what amounts to a free pass to the playoffs for the last decade. From there they only have to win for or five games to get home field advantage and the rest pretty much takes care of itself. If anything the Patriots kind of…

the Seahawks have dogshit wideouts, and they have to run a shitload early in games (with a combination of Lynch and Russell Wilson on scrambles) to free those wideouts up so they can eventually connect on a deep ball down the field. When they can't hit any of those deep passes, they lose. My guess is that New England…

All mixed up, dunno what to do

I wouldn't be surprised if he gave them a Gronking to Remember.

1. How are you supposed to eat?

dying