I also think Tim & Eric are bad.

I’ve been watching the testimony and there was plenty of time. Check to see the barrel is clear - 30 seconds. Rattle each of 6 rounds, 3 seconds each or look for the hole drilled in the side to ensure there is no powder in the shell - about 18 seconds more. Think about what a nice day it is and close up the pistol.…

I like a lot of weird cinema but I uh... think this looks kinda bad? Like I get it they’re on a small indie budget but like, it looks like everything (aside from the animated bits) was shot on one greenscreen in the same room.  I mean good for them for getting the movie out there somehow while dodging the army of…

Wait, so you’re telling me that the actor who was in a bad movie actually wanted to make a good movie?

I think it is the specific character of the bullshit that makes this more than a mole hill. If they had just said “don’t be like all of the people driving refrigerator-shaped Teslas... be a rebel.” That would have been fine. But they went anti-government, anti-environment dog whistle.

It’s the car they* didnt want you** to have.

Dakota Johnson WISHES she could be in the MCU. She’s in the Sonyverse, which is like if the MCU had flunked out of college but still thinks it’s too good to work for its dad’s dealership. Or something. Idk.

Dodge previously talked about how these kits can be downloaded and installed via an over-the-air update, which are registered to the car’s VIN.

If I had a rack like that I’d probably never talk about anything else. I might not even own any shirts. You’re only in your 20s once.

This take is completely fucked.

Good to see Jalopnik revisiting the classic article format. It’s been a long time since we’ve seen a “buy this old ass luxury car for the price of a reliable new staple automobile” article.

Like Ok I can get being distracted on say a highway, still really DUMB but I can kind of get it, it’s a normally boring mundane drive, but why the fuck are you distracted on what look like the twisties.

It was hard work to get “Roody Poo.” Vince McMahon really wanted that for his sex tape.

Ohh...I read that wrong

Is this an article that’s been sitting there on someones desk for a few months cause season 7 finished up back in December last year did it not? 10 episodes have been released just like previous seasons numbers. 

This is going to bomb hard. Hollywood has tried to make The Crow a franchise when it should have only been a single movie.

Oh yeah. That’s Florida Joker.

Counterpoint: I’ve heard from multiple people who were directly involved in filming both Doctor Sleep and MI: Dead Reckoning that Ms. Ferguson was very difficult to work with, and just outright mean and deliberately argumentative, even when it didn’t serve a purpose. Use this information as you wish..

(I kid)