Once you learn the twist, you can see all the clues peppered throughout that it was just M. Night Shyamalan in disguise all along.

Ah yes who can forget all those prison escapes that involved tons of rape

The only issues with his plan are:

I’ve got no time for Musk or his apologists, but this trend of applying purity tests to the products people buy - based on the person who makes them - is not sustainable. You don’t have to be a Musk fanboy to enjoy owning a Tesla.

Have you googled all the CEOs of all the products you buy, divested your portfolio of oil, and cancelled capitalism?

The weirdest part is that this site doesn’t even seem to have a handle on Gillis’ material or persona.

string bands were both black and white. They dip into the same pool, song-wise. Country music is black and white influenced. To pretend it is whitewashed black music is ridiculous, though. There were Appalachian string bands in America before there were slaves. I guess it all gets down to your definition of what…

See the title. Go straight to the comments section. Pour some red wine. And today we have some Brie on cracked pepper crackers.

They haven’t styled it. Bring this out you cowards!

Turns out that everyone loves a free market right up until a bigger fish comes to eat more of the market.

A secondary myth of Horsepower.

Older cars are safer, because they built them “better in the old days.”

Except they’re not.  You really think the Middle Eastern governments care about what people in the US have to say about their war?  You think they care what American based blogs have to say about it?  Spoiler alert: they don’t.  These people are not trying to stop a genocide by staging a protest in a country that has…

Hamas turned down a ceasefire.

Barack Jobama

Update: This post has been further updated to introduce another misspelling of Babak Jalali’s last name

The cut-for-time sketch might have been the funniest part of the show. A shame it didn’t air:

This not being a bad episode was kind of depressing. I wish there was a middle ground, but there isn’t you either have to hate Shane Gillis or you are a crazy right wing lunatic, but even in the comments they all range between “Bowen and Sarah handled themselves professionally” to “Libs btfo” with no middle.

Can’t there be a middle ground where Shane Gillis is allowed to make bad jokes and be forgiven, but we also still let people be trans and we consider the Nazis to be bad? 

This...is not a bad thing. Either there’s a vendor not doing their job or shrink+bad internal inventory management isn’t indicating the need to bring out to the floor.