Oh shit, now I just had an idea.

This, but also the laws were written before the existence of reliable DNA paternity tests. Marriage means an automatic presumption of fatherhood, but without that presumption it can get rather squirrelly trying to decide if someone who claims to be the kid of an estranged father is actually their kid.

It doesn’t matter now, but it used to. Since the guy is 77, his citizenship depends on the state of the law in 1947.

Eh, South by Southwest has been more of a Tech Conference than a Music Festival for quite a while now.

Fucking Waco Shootout.

In that case the missionaries should be male.

I thought The Happening already *was* the dark and gritty Arbor Day movie.

I’ve always found the standard “evil sex robot turns on their master” cliche.

Part of the irritation with the change is that Wheel of Time *isnt* actually a particularly non-diverse setting. It has a decent amount of diversity, just not in the backwater village a few of the initial main characters come from.

Not in the medieval-ish culture that the books, you can’t. Or at least not without a convoluted explanation that contravenes the original purpose.

The one that currently makes me just irrationally pissed is Wheel of Time.

Except when it isn’t.

Eexcept, your situation CAN in fact get worse. It can get much, much, worse.

Well I guess after DeSantis shit the bed, who else was Musk gonna support?

Yeah.

To be fair, it’s not just about raising rates.

The thing is, a company only gets sold to a PE firm if it’s already fucked up. So you’re kinda looking a sample set that’s already headed for failure.

Watched Hitman this weekend. It was good. Really showcased Powell's range and ability to act various roles, but in a fun way.

C'mon, “Gruesome Newsom” was right there!

Huh, I'm just now finding out that Ray J sold his stake in Raycon.