Did they include a mechanic whereby you might randomly start out rich, in which case you have absolutely zero problems and can do whatever you want?

Technically vinegar is an acid. A tasty yummy acid that many humans consume. Hope those cops don’t get doused with olive oil, too!

Meh, we could do worse for a post-apocalyptic society than Juggalos vs Nazis.

Beyonce is played at pretty much every mainstream ball, house party and 21st etc

It’s a huge problem that won’t get fixed until we the people demand it to be fixed. I’m not optimistic because you have to admit the problem before you fix the problem

Wayyyyy more dorky than Devo...

My ideal book is a small, light, signature bound canvas hardcover, about 200 pages, lots of illustrations, nice thick dark serif font, pages that flop open nicely, no thumb pressure needed. I don’t even care what the book is about if it meets this criteria

The fact of the matter is I enjoy taking pictures and I enjoy seeing the pictures later and remembering whatever event it is

The three of us pretty much spent the afternoon talking about exactly what we should do to this motherfucker. Being as it was my daughter, I wanted to take him into the mountains and put him in a fucking hole in the ground. Friend and brother of course nodded in agreement but advocated something that wouldn’t get…

I tote around a few civet cats that poop beans out on my travels. Anything less is barbaric.

Dorkiest band in existence?

What does that sentence mean?

My entire time in High School, I refused to say the Pledge of Allegiance precisely because it included the words “Under God.”

there’s a whole community of obsessives (pro and anti Manson)

You might be surprised to hear that Nintendo, a company that re-releases many of its classic games on a regular basis, has never taken the opportunity to port its arcade software

When my friend was teaching me how to use a gun at a range, the first thing he said to me was “don’t point this at someone or something you’re not completely ready to obliterate.” So I really don’t understand how people can point their firearm and shoot and NOT expect to hit someone or something. That seems like…

What do you tell the cops - the guy just left and is maybe coming back? That won’t get the cops out at 3 am. The panicked parents of a missing girl couldn’t get the cops to a hotel for half a day, you think cops will turn out for a street bum you had words with?

I think “taro” is a different branch of the tuber-family tree than yams...

Its the most efficient use of space and makes traffic flow best

I am just not one of those city-living people. I like space and some privacy.