The three of us pretty much spent the afternoon talking about exactly what we should do to this motherfucker. Being as it was my daughter, I wanted to take him into the mountains and put him in a fucking hole in the ground. Friend and brother of course nodded in agreement but advocated something that wouldn’t get…

I tote around a few civet cats that poop beans out on my travels. Anything less is barbaric.

Dorkiest band in existence?

What does that sentence mean?

I contacted a flavoring company asking what kind of flavor I should use for flavored water, essential oil, extract, concentrate, etc and got back a fairly disappointing reply. they basically said to not get my hopes up because with out some kind of salt, sweetener, or citric acid the flavor would be dull and bland…

because it has quinine in it... tonic was historically used in areas where malaria was prevalent because it served as some sort of prophylactic against it but the amount of quinine in tonic has since been significantly lowered

My entire time in High School, I refused to say the Pledge of Allegiance precisely because it included the words “Under God.”

there’s a whole community of obsessives (pro and anti Manson)

I complained about it, but I’m grey there so they just ignored it.

Precisely. Gizmodo and its various sites are notable offenders. If sites like Gizmodo didn’t indulge in such abusive practices, browsers wouldn’t have to take such measures.

Looks like someone’s angling for a pardon!

You might be surprised to hear that Nintendo, a company that re-releases many of its classic games on a regular basis, has never taken the opportunity to port its arcade software

When my friend was teaching me how to use a gun at a range, the first thing he said to me was “don’t point this at someone or something you’re not completely ready to obliterate.” So I really don’t understand how people can point their firearm and shoot and NOT expect to hit someone or something. That seems like…

What do you tell the cops - the guy just left and is maybe coming back? That won’t get the cops out at 3 am. The panicked parents of a missing girl couldn’t get the cops to a hotel for half a day, you think cops will turn out for a street bum you had words with?

Furry culture may be a bit weird, but it’s way less creepy than these things...

I think “taro” is a different branch of the tuber-family tree than yams...

Its the most efficient use of space and makes traffic flow best

I am just not one of those city-living people. I like space and some privacy.

Keeping a portable type safe at home, unless it’s floor to ceiling and surrounded by concrete, could probably just blow or float away

The court can appoint a special master to edit out unnecessary footage, like an officer taking a shit, for situations when footage is needed as evidence