... or black-and-white printer?

The bills themselves also have a similar (standardized) system of encoded information that will stop many modern copiers from copying them in the first place.

I think the key point is that we already know what a “flying car” will be like without any revolutionary new technology (of which there is zero sign), because we already have them, they’re called “helicopters.”

Even at an average of 200 mph, and no stops, that’s going to be a 27 hour trip.

I wonder how the S.S. guys would respond if the entire graduating class decided to bum-rush the stage...

Is the smacking in question right after stepping out of the plane...?

ummm... im not even american and even i know the states have no official spoken language....

Once you learned that sites like GameFAQs existed, where was the desire to continue purchasing frankly overpriced guide books. Especially when the quality of them had continued to degrade

Factoid of dubious usefulness I learned recently: The Chinese name for Land Rover is 路虎 (lù hǔ) = “Road Tiger”...

Hmm, looks more like Putin to me .... (obviously he doesn’t have Putin’s brains though)

We began to reminisce about all of the very bad movies we have watched solely because it had a hot lead. ... My favorite answer was from Madeleine Davies who watched Black Hawk Down, a Ridley Scott epic about the Battle of Mogadishu

I’d already found two shotguns and the pistol by the time Flamey-o was found.

“properly”

people who speak poor English typically stay poor

I feel like the DS line is in its final stages considering that the Switch has potentially made it irrelevant.

I’m just gonna go back to my PS4, where...

I’ve looooved all my train commutes. I’d time things to avoid the worst crowds, and just luxuriate in the morning sun streaming through the train windows every morning and typically read a novel... Typically I couldn’t get a seat, but it didn’t matter, it was a period of complete peace for me (and I got tons of…

You use “woke” as a adjective. That makes me want to smack you one. I absolutely hate that trend with a passion.

I always thought the same, because, like, teeth.

Late Night sex jokes are usually a lot more understated and implied.