Can we GoFundMe some MANPADS?

Fun fact: Russia’s GDP is smaller than a Chinese metro area’s.

Yes. I bow to His Holy Noodly Appendages.

Well, tobacco has killed far more than Putin can ever dream of, but I digress.

What’s the difference between Putin and Desantis?

I’d say “Mission Winnow” and “A Better Tomorrow” are even worse than the Putin regime, but to each of his own.

To think that as awful the Putin regime is, the tobacco industry has orders of magnitude more blood in its hands.

An empty car would have placed itself 20th in the driver standing, one spot above Maxspin.

People in Staten Island love Dotard 45 so much, they should name the road to the Fresh Kills landfill after him.

I know right? Even in New York City (Covid ground zero) we were primarily shut down for maybe two months in early 2020. For most people it’s been business as usual ever since.

I can practically walk from Scranton to DC!

Nah. They are thirsty. They need some Kool-Aid.

Maybe they can tow all the batteries in a separate barge. If the shit hits the fan, open the seacocks (hehe) and let it sink.

I read on NYT that crypto is actually worse than wads of cash when it comes to facilitating illicit transactions.

“more than $3,400 below MSRP”

I was going to say that you must still be a young’un since you were 11 when the movie came out.

Rachel Weisz.

What’s Funchal? Oh... you mean Aeroporto Cristiano Rolando on Isla de* Cristiano Ronaldo.

It’s been decades since I last thought of that show.

I presume she advocates for immigrants named Jesus obtain firearm licenses, all the while providing subsidized childcare for his newborns.