As a licensed structural engineer, this GIF was the first thing in my mind.

“You guys build weapons. We build targets.”

The blinkers are such a nice touch.

“The MTA installed four cameras produced by Suzhou Huaqi Intelligent Technology on a G train last week.”

Not sure how practical this is, but in Year 1 or 2 BC (Before Covid) we made several trips without a rental car. We just uber’ed everywhere.

LOL we did the same at Orly a year and a half ago. Good times. 

Honest questions:

The fines can wipe out our national debt in a couple months.

“Said the actress to the bishop.”

Based on my... uh... tangential knowledge of this field, “MILF” is just any female performer who is no longer billed as “TEEN.”

Our bio teacher just said “you lot know more than I do. Just go read the textbook.”

‘Ring time: Oui

What’s the elastic modulus for mouse droppings?

“The victim didn’t have Swastikas tattooed to his forehead. Therefore he must be an Antifa protestor.”

No. We need more Maze-spin. Because he’s such a ballerina on the track, wet or dry.

Focke Wulf feelins.

Because TomKat is no more, according to TMZ.

This is a transportation blog. Why are you bringing up a lifestyle accessory company?

190E Cosworth

Would this car get me my own Mrs. Robinson? NP.