An altruistic robot would have saved humanity from Philadelphia.

Jill Wagner almost convinced me to get a Mercury. 

Pepperidge Farm Nuremburg remembers.

You know, we in America should celebrate the aspirations for higher education.

Hi Jennifer!

Asymmetric warfare at its best. Since Taiwan has no hope of re-conquering the Mainland, they have resorted to blockading PRC’s trade routes.

“Meh. 500m. 2 miles. A few parsecs. What’s the difference?”

My mother-in-law stole cutlery from airlines, when they used to hand out metallic ones (before 9/11).

“Fookin’ San Jose. What kind of goddamn third world shithole is named like a Mexican town? Do they even have runnin’ water here?”

“When you are a NPOND star, they’ll let you do anything.”

Yeah but imagine the course chart of a Liberian-flagged vessel.

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Only lunatics come up with such ideas. 

I have worked with the management companies of these companies and have seen some of the building residents’ vehicles.

I am OK with math and I think I can hack it.

Don’t you guys love it when every other person mentioned DT in Elizabeth’s article, when it has nothing at all to do with him? 

I work in real estate in Manhattan.

Please don’t make me praise the Herb.

Holy shit Jamie Kitman is in da house!

On a slightly lighter note—it’s illegal to export Playstations to China due to export control.