“and he thinks all atheists should have crosses carved into their foreheads and be forced to go to church. dunno after 15 mins i dont think you can edit it.”

Wow good eyes you have. 

20 years ago I read that cold fusion is coming in 20 years.

I’m far more bothered by the 12 o’clock hand position than by the texting. 

I would look like a New man with such a hot truck. 

“Let us fix our eyes on Jesus...”

It’s like naming your teenage girl halfway home “the Epstein.”

Indeed. I had a Thinkpad X1 (the original one) and I kept the discharge-charge limit far from the extremes. The laptop was used daily and after 9 years the battery lost only a few percent of capacity.

No matter how bad things are, Kumho is always around the corner. 

“How many times have I told you... HOLLOW EARTH! Where the hell do you think all these lizard people live!?”

Subway Jared isn't even the worst Jared.

Explorer Superleggera

This Hamilton guy should stick to sports. He’s not even a one-time WDC.

Well, I’m a Virgin who...

Never trust Austrians who fail art schools. 

Awesome. Now Mercedes have two World Champions driving for them. 

There’s enough diabetes in the picture to infect a medium-sized nation.
I want to try it.

I’m ashamed to say that she’s kind of cute. 

My kids adored Peg + Cat when they were younger.

Total: Calif.