Same difference. Furrignrs are furrignrs. 

Yeah but dat... signing. 

Olympia? Simulated? You don’t say....

“BREAKING NEWS! - some people say that only SPANISH-SPEAKING criminals wear face masks!”

I miss Bourdain and I miss Les Halles. RIP both. 

I hate myself for not hating this. 

“The need to make sure it doesn’t interfere with the 24/7 5G video surveillance equipment”

“When the enemy is busy making mistakes, don’t interrupt him.”
--Napoleon Bonaparte

I mean, every driver should exercise fartkontrol especially when others are in their vehicles. 

Am I the only one to think the water skiing dude is nekkid?

The only thing straighter than its pipe is the path to CP.

Yeah but DT’s POStal Jeep is like 1/30 the HP at 1/800000 the cost.

It’s always the Germans fucking with the Dutch bridges. We should send the American and British airborne troops to deal with them... OK maybe not the British.

GM is just copying Porsche’s order form:

To be honest this is the least offensive thing the Dotard has done.

Does the asshoole’s name happen to start with “John” and end with “McClane”?

Please don’t punish the probe, or insult the term “fucktard.”

SAT Time:

“I’m not sure I should hold my breath for that visit, though. Since the article ran, COO Kevin Pavlov was forced out of the company, and showing me their autonomous vehicle progress might prove tricky, as Srini Gowda, Karma’s VP of Autonomous Driving, left immediately afterwards. Just to keep it exciting, so did the…

I like the way you think.