Exactly my reaction when people say that about Cheetos. That’s just gross. 

Give me Vellfire or give me death.

Pfft. GM lost more customers in Australia than they’d ever have in... a Chinese town.

Yep. Because who needs the foreigners when GM has 17% of the share in the world’s second biggest market?

“Shouldn’t every American kid be in a short bus then?”
--Math teachers in East Asia

That is highly disturbing. 

What kind of job do people at the turbocharging department have?

No. The first human trafficker. Per Breitbart.

I mean, come to think of it, a wrapped-up body isn’t all that different from pre-packaged meat.

Ugh. Mismatched interior, high mileage, homebrew drivetrain swap, marginal cosmetic condition, etc etc.

Nah they are just tattoos. 

Screw you haters. Vettel will end this season level on points with Hamilton.

This has to be COTD.

Dredging up old history for puns is just... A Bridge Too Far.

Which is fine and all, but the Corvette brand means diddly squat outside this country.

Sometimes I wonder how it all went wrong for India. At some point in the recent past, India was better off economically than China. (Thanks Mao)

People of all gender can identify as Florida Man.

Maybe those Swastika-waving protesters can now have their own Voyage of the Damned.

Parsecs?

That’s a classy comment from someone with an, um, less than classy screen name :P