“If Godzilla is a parable of nuclear war, then Yongary is one of copyright infringement.”

So, if the lawsuit proceeded, it would have been called...

I’d gladly drive a Murano Cabriolet if the company pays for it.

And that joke has been around since the beginning of time, starting with Charlize Theron.

A German mile is worth 100 Japanese mile.

“Apparently the demand for palladium is expected to be about 10 million ounces in 2020 and 2021, while mining supply can just barely fulfill 9 million of those ounces.”

1. Almost all civil cases settle. Settlement does not imply negligence.

You misspelled "boob jobs for pharma reps."

I have no capacitance for these stupid puns.

I bow to your magnificence.

“There are still a lot of people who are bothered by “fuck,” and they disproportionately represent new car buyers (read: old people).”

And now he ran home like a Turkey.

Anything without Taylor Swift is better.

290k miles for an FCA* product is just a bridge too far, at any price.

When I was obsessed with detailing my cars (i.e. before children) I sometimes would move the car up and down the driveway while barefeet, because I did not want my dirty/wet shoes to soil the fresh interior.

Sadly, hopeless teams magically improve after Alonso leaves.

A kilo of coke, in a line a meter long.

Let’s see if there is a storefront work permit application the day before....

Are you pretty sure?

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Florida