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"Well who's gonna stop me? Who among you has the power to censor the censor?" *double birds as he backs away*

"Popcorn?! At the cinema?!"

I thought she was gonna cut a finger off. Her turning around and casually stabbing Paul was a shock, and it [SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2 OF FARGO] reminded me of Kirsten Dunst giving Jeffrey Donovan a couple quick jabs.

"Are you waiting for me to cuff you, or somethin'? I told you I'm retired. Get the fuck outta here."
I would definitely watch a show that's just Camp's Sgt. Box

*Foghorn Leghorn voice* "I say, I say that's a joke, sir."
"We discussed this."
"What?"
"I can't laugh at everything you say."
"Either it's funny, or it's not. I don't know how you can control yourself."
"It's hard sometimes."

"I'm against crime, and I'm not afraid to admit it."

Dennis and Dee's guttural, almost animal "YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH" as they stomp Mac and Charlie's pieces is both hilarious and terrifying.

We call him 'Fat Mac' and he asked us if we'd call him 'Big Mac' and we said we'll call you 'Big Fat Mac'
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"I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall UNLEASH MY FURY UPON YOU LIKE THE CRASHING OF A THOUSAND WAVES! BE GONE VILE MAN! BE GONE FROM ME! A STARTER CAR?! THIS CAR IS A FINISHER CAR! A TRANSPORTER OF GODS! THE *GOLDEN* GOD! I AM UNTETHERED, AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!"

………Pass

Like how George Pelecanos wrote the penultimate episode for every season of The Wire. Merciless.

Plus this poster http://i.imgur.com/ICwZbxO.jpg

I'm thinking about switching my ringtone from 'Mulatto Butts' from Archer to one of Diane's NPR ringtones(This American Life, Serial, Fresh Air)

Except the part in this episode where he pretty clearly lays out the progression of Cabracadabra from safe ride-sharing app for women to a stripper taxi service.

—“You can fill your life with projects. Your books and your movies and your little girlfriends but it won't make you whole. You're BoJack Horseman. There's no cure for that.” -Beatrice Horseman
Ana promised Bojack in the first episode of the season that winning the Oscar wouldn’t make him happy or change him, but that…

So the sloth lawyer…………you saw him? The sloth lawyer was seen………by you?

Yeah, I know this isn't that kinda show but it really breaks my heart that she's been holding on by a thread all season. Couldn't get a moment of success after such a hopeful end to season 2.

When she makes that last plea for him to stay with her, if only for a couple months. That's too much man.

The mother donkey almost immediately stepping up to be a waiter, while her son makes sure she get's the big room was hilarious. "YES! CORPORATIONS!"

—I’m so glad we got an episode with so much Princess Carolyn. She really is an amazing character and Amy Sedaris is fantastic here. Her going “Hut!” anytime she’s being agile always cracks me up.
—Sandro doesn’t want to be caught in the bull’s nets. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
—Loved Alison Brie as the…