Sadly, I've gotten some decent mileage out of "How can it be bullshit to state a preference?

You're tacky and I hate you.

I liked this better when it was 'Great Rock and Roll Pauses' in A Visit From The Goon Squad, but ok.

"You act like a confident man, Mr. Purvis. You got a few qualities. Probably pretty good from a distance, especially when ya got the fella out-numbered. But up close, toe-to-toe, when somebody's about to die right here, right now…I'm used to that. How bout you?"
I never got all the hate for Public Enemies.

Dennis laughing/screaming "You're gonna remember this night for the rest of your lives!" is terrifying.

I agree but I always liked the very end with Charlie and the Waitress. Her telling him "I don't think there's 50 feet in this room," as At Last plays is weirdly sweet.

"Stage freeze!"
"No don't say 'stage freeze' just do it."

SILENCE, DOG!

You should see him feast. He's like a mantis.

Well Serpico can get walkin'! No not Christipher Walken, I mean he can walk away from the situation.

"Taked baby. Meet at later bar, night or day sometime."

I really am the man

Maybe if I play 'Free Fallin' someone will give me a handjob

What does a Scottish indie rock band got to do with any of this?

You wanna get jammed up?

"You may be one of the only friends I got left."
"Wouldn't that be fucked up?"
Once again Vaughn is lifeless, and Farrell is killing it.

I love the Jimenez sketch.
"You think Jimenez worked off of theories like some needle dicked Charles Darwin?! Not on your ass. Jimenez always shot straight from the dick."
Edit: Also, "You ain't heard? I'm steampunk now."
"Yeah, I don't know what that is man."
"Jules Vern 'n shit."
"I seriously think that you have…

His aura smiles, and never frowns.

Dammit

"I know what stopped me. And you know what? It’s never stopping me again."