I like that when he found out someone messed with his son's shoes his first thought was "They what? Shit on them?"

Her?

If I had to guess I would say How (NOT) To Kill Your Husband is about women who kill their husbands and are caught, but I'm much happier imagining it's about the numerous ways women may accidentally kill their husbands.

So many great song choices on Breaking Bad.
DLZ by TV on the Radio. "Stay out of my territory."
Magic Arrow by Timber Timbre
Boots of Chinese Plastic by The Pretenders as Walt does donuts in the parking lot before lighting his car on fire.
Apocalypshit by Molotov when Walt's hurtling through the desert in the RV.

Josh: Everyone hates us.
Donna: Inspiring start.
Josh: We're the most dominant nation on earth. But too often the face of our economic superiority is one of corporate imperialism, our technological dominance shown by Smart bombs and Predator drones. We could do something else. Something generous and uplifting for all…

This is weird. I did the reverse: Love and Mercy, then Mad Max yesterday. My dad's been recovering from heart surgery and he was getting a little stir crazy sitting in the house all day so we went to the movies. After Love and Mercy let out we saw Mad Max was just about to start so we snuck in. He almost called it…

Bill summed it up pretty well: "You ever play poker I want in because you are one terrible liar, which is sad cause that's your whole job."

She had a great moment when Dan fired her:
"What if I cried? Like the women do in movies."
Though it was overshadowed by Dan's response:
"Wouldn’t work. You’re talking to a guy who once broke off an engagement at an Applebee’s, and then ordered desert."

It's ball *boys* not ball *men*. There are no ball men.

"Siri, why does God allow suffering?"

I feel like initially they were trying to hard to emulate the office by having Leslie be the inept, socially awkward boss, and Brendanoquitz as the smug Jim type but otherwise yeah I still enjoy the 1st season.

He better have some tissues ready cuz his eyes are about to piss tears.

I love in the middle of all the chaos Jin Yiang coming out of his bedroom:
"Can you guys shut the fuck up. I'm trying to sleep."
Erlich: "Why would you smoke immediately after an anti-smoking pitch?"
"It's a special occasion."
"Go to your room!"

You're right but he didn't just come out and say it to strong arm Don like some in his position might. As Cooper would say(to Harry Crane): "I was different from you in every way imaginable."

I also like how Cooper subtly mentioned it as a threat when they needed him to finally sign a contract:
"Would you agree I know something about you, Don? Then sign. After all, when it comes down to it, who's really signing this contract anyway?"

I thought you guys were kidding so I looked it up. Yikes.

*God Cop: Crime just got a new worst friend.

Purcell is always hilariously horrible: "I don't have any children. I have a niece but I…fuckin' hate her."

It's when he tells some meth heads trying to buy supplies to "stay out of [his] territory."

It might be the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head